Wednesday, February 22, 2017

The Warrior Dilemma

I'm going to write about an issue very near and dear to my heart here. I have my reasons for talking about it today and this is probably not going to be a very funny article, so I hope you bare with me, dear reader. I am a former soldier, as are most of my friends. I like to think I am better adjusted than most men who have seen war, but I know there are men that have come back with more of themself intact than I did. I'm not saying that for pity, but it is an observation that colors everything I am going to go in to.


Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Every Girl Crazy 'Bout A Sharp Dressed Man

It may be a result of my upbringing but I've always believed a man should know how to both be put together and show his individual style, one of the simplest ways to stand out is wearing a tie and wearing it well. There are, of course, rules to wearing a tie well.

Sunday, February 19, 2017

It’s a Claptrap!


A Plan for Peace in the Middle East

I believe I noted come time back that I have an exciting new job, that takes me to exciting new places.

Well, this past week, I've been in one of the less exciting places I've been so far, Sandwiched somewhere between Wichita, Kansas and Elizabethtown, Kentucky, the Greater Milwaukee area in mid-February is not one of those places that just screams "Visit me!!"

On the other hand, the weather has been distinctly mid-April-like, and unlike North East Ohio, the sun is apparent in the sky more than almost three times a year.

So, you ask, what does this have to do with Peace in the Middle East? Well, I'm glad you asked.

As part of my job, I don't get what you would call a home cooked meal very often. In fact, I don't get a home cooked meal at home all that often, even when I am actually at home, but that's another story.

It would be easy to go to Burger King or McDonald's or Taco Bell, but since the company allows for better quality meals, I do try to find better quality restaurants and pubs. Occasionally, I even get something healthy.

Not so this past Wednesday.

There is a bar and grill outside Milwaukee that, I believe, holds the key to world peace. It's called The Saloon on Calhoun With Bacon.

Yes, that's right: Bacon.


Told you so.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

I'm Still Dreaming







There was an American who once gave a speech. It was a speech that shook the nation and the world. It was a speech about a Dream he had. A Dream that has still been unrealized because certain people don't want it to be. People who claim to be the friends of Americans like the one who made that speech.

The speech went this way:

Monday, February 13, 2017

Happy Valentine's Day! - Silence of the Lambs Edition

This Valentine's Day, I find myself holed up in a hotel 500 miles from home, far from my family, and all by my little ol' lonesome.

I thought about sending Ndnd flowers or berries or chocolates to celebrate the day, but decided that the best (and Cheapest, because I am a cheap mother shut yo mouth!) gifts are the ones we make ourselves.

Remember those old school Valentines we used to send in school, one for everyone, with pictures of  comic book heroes or Star Wars characters on them? (Hulk SMASH! If you no be Hulk's Valentine!)
Well, I decided that I would take scenes from Ndnd's favorite movie and try to recreate the feel of those old Valentines.

Of course, her favorite movie is Silence of the Lambs, so they came out a little on the dark side.

I figure I ought to share them with you, in case you're alone on Valentine's Day, or, like me, too cheap to buy a real gift.

If you've seen the movie, some of these will be pretty funny.

If you haven't seen the movie, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? IT'S ONLY THE GREATEST HORROR MOVIE/SERIAL KILLER/DETECTIVE STORY OF THE PAST 50 YEARS OR MORE!! WATCH THE DARN THING!!

Anyway, here we go:


Sunday, February 12, 2017

Science!

So, anyone that knows me well enough will know I am a bit of a... well, for lack of a better term a nerd. I can easily get lost in articles on obscure esoterica and not look up from chasing various threads until hours have passed. Recently I came across an article on the Science News Journal site about a mineral containing a perovskite crystal structure with the ability to convert multiple ambient forms of energy in to electricity.

Monday, February 6, 2017

Immigration is a Privilege



I've seen a lot of social media angst over 84 Lumber's ridiculous Super Bowl commercial (above), oh-so-obviously promoting illegal immigration. Granted, it's a superficially beautiful story about perseverance and the will to become an American. Something that tugs at the heartstrings of any true patriot.

But the specific scenario played out on screen simply isn't real. It's fiction. Few illegal immigrants make that trek to come be an American. They make it because they can make some serious money, most of which they send back home where it has far more purchasing power than here. It's basically a scam.

Saturday, February 4, 2017

From Soup to Nazis

Scott Adams describes this as the “smartest article you will read on the topic of who is acting like Hitler.”
Hitler was a real life murdering sociopath. He wasn’t just a charismatic speaker who incrementally fell into bad behavior. He wasn’t just a racist corrupted by unfettered power. In other words, you or I probably couldn’t end up being Hitler. A garden variety KKK leader probably couldn’t end up being Hitler either …or a community organizer …or a New York real-estate tycoon. It’s not that easy or simple.
I agree. Read it here.

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

This Is Why I'm A Libertarian: Obamacare Edition

So, I don't get healthcare through an employer, my dayjob is through a small private business, and I do contract work on the side. Because of this I am forced under penalty of the federal government with-holding earnings from me in the form of the penalty to income tax returns unless I participate in the Ponzi scheme known as Obamacare. We libertarians are a contentious lot, and many will make the statement that taxation is in fact theft. I'm not one of those hard liners though.

If I'm not a taxation is theft hardliner then what is my issue with Obamacare? Well first of all it creats another

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

You Heard It Here First Folks: Supreme Court Nominee Judge Gorsuch is Literally Hitler


Judge Gorsuch. Rapist, Nazi, Womanizer, Baby eater, Satin's golf buddy, Racist, Homophobe...according to unnamed sources...probably. - CNN

Just to get ahead of the leftist curve ball, I'll go ahead and proclaim Judge Gorsuch, President Trump's nominee for the Supreme Court, as "literally Hitler". Since that is what you will hear for the next several weeks from the left and the media (but I repeat myself).

He no doubt eats babies and puppies, has had 100 mistresses, believes all gays should be put in concentration camps, and is a 400lb Russian hacker on the side.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Meltdown In Progress

Anyway, Trump gets inaugurated on Friday. I would like to say that it wasn't even twenty-four hours before the left lost their collective mind, but that would be a lie: The left lost their collectivist mind a lot earlier than that. Trump is just the catalyst for the latest round, and even that started before the inauguration.

Heck, it started before the election was even complete.

Saturday marked the "Million Woman March, in which significantly less than a million vaginally-clad morons took to the streets of Washington D.C. Oh, there were protests around the world, about how horrible things are, and Trump, and womens' rights, and Trump, and just about everything but Trump. And Trump. 

It didn't seem to make a dent that, if things were bad on Saturday, it wasn't because of anything Trump had done: It was the policies of THEIR loser, who had just left office.

On the other hand, Trump appears to be willing to stand by enough of his campaign promises that even some Never Trumpers on the right are starting to realize he meant what he said. 

Plus, he made James Effin' Mad Dog Mattis Secretary of Defense, which made a whole heck of a lot of present and former military very, very happy. MAd Dog is kind of a legend amongst military aficionados: The kind of guy you'd take a bullet for, rather than the kind that gets an "accidental" friendly-fire round in the back. Good Choice.

Monday, January 23, 2017

The Free Thinking Man, Enemy Of The Tyrant

With all the furor over the new president, as members of the regressive left wail and nash their teeth at the loss of their annointed heroine, words like dictator and tyrant are getting thrown around quite a lot. The funny thing is that a lot of the time the people doing so reveal their own authoritarian impulse to squelch debate and the exchange of ideas such as here.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Obama's Determined To Leave A Legacy Of Weakness

On Tuesday President Obama revealed what his final days in office are about, weakness in the name of progressivism, as he made a flurry of activity, including the commuting of the sentence of Chelsea Manning, formerly Army Intelligence Analyst Bradley Manning. Leaving aside the fact that Obama decried vociferously the actions of hackers that revealed internal information about the DNC during this last election, which makes him seem like a hypocrite, it makes him and by extension the office of the presidency look weak.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

The Debt Will Rise


On Hannity last night, at the end of a segment interviewing Trump strategist Kellyanne Conway, Sean said something to the effect of "and they can keep their raising the debt ceiling. We won't need it" when referring to the Republican controlled Congress.

Unfortunately we will. The government’s finances have been so badly mishandled, we will need to go deeper into debt before we can turn things around. That is just the reality of it. Don’t expect Trump to go into office and start the ball rolling on all of these things and not be borrowing money. We have to. We have no choice. It is going to take a couple of years to get to a point where the debt is no longer growing, and several years yet before it might start shrinking. Might.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Never Let A Crisis Go To Waste: Part Eleventy Hundred

So, while the whole nation is dealing with the shock of seeing a mentally ill veteran go off the rails and commit the first mass shooting of 2017, what are some people on the left doing? Politicizing it, of course.