The Problem

Exposed:More Inappropriate IRS Questions

The IRS has now been exposed for giving extra oppressive scrutiny to Tea Party groups applying for Tax-Exempt status. The questions on these applications required the groups to list more than just their purpose: They were required to list their family members, their beliefs, their reading lists, the CONTENT OF THEIR PRAYERS.

I have, through means of stealth and dishonesty, managed to track down more of the questions that the IRS was using to screen conservative groups and subject them to extra rigorous scrutiny.

 Here are some of the more egregious of them:

Better president: George W. Bush or Satan?

Do you understand that Reagan's legacy falls naturally to the Democratic Party?

Why do you hate old people?

Why do you hate kids?

Why are you a racist?

Have you ever been in a cockpit before?

Better deity to worship: Baal or Moloch?

Nuke the Punchline - I'm not Fast. I'm Half-Fast.

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Asked About Secretly Obtaining Phone Records on AP Journalists, Eric Holder…

Read Reid Reasor's Reasoned Screed

This lengthy comment was posted recently in response to an Independent Sentinel piece on Obamacare penalty tax dollars being funneled into self-serving, far-left "community organizations," which I surround in scare quotes only to indicate that, while they may literally be community organizations, they are as scary as any community organizations that have ever been mentioned in connection with the current administration.

My take on the comment, which I will repost verbatim, in its entirety, is that even if 95 percent of the familiar dirty laundry list were proven to be completely false or largely misrepresentations, any person worthy to be known as the leader of the free world, who took an oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, would step down if the remainder of the accusations regarding what took place under his watch were questionable.

Though such protracted rants as replies are generally frowned upon, and we all know the chilling effect a frown can have, submitted for your consideration:

President "Ultra Ever-Dry"

Probably everybody remembers when Ronald Reagan was referred to as the "Teflon President" because nothing stuck to him  (see here).  Also, back in the 80's John Gotti was known as the "Teflon Don" for pretty much the same reasons.  Now we have our own Mr. Obama, who, in the midst of a big stack of scandals that (with any luck) could undo his budding empire, acts as if he's been soaked in the stuff shown in the video below.  I love the way technology evolves and moves us all "forward" to a brighter future…

What's Really Going on Here?

With all that has been going down with scandals and what could possibly be termed "Obamagate", one has to wonder what exactly is going on? It's as if, once Congress started pushing more on Benghazi lately, all of this other stuff exploded and the press came out of their coma and started actually reporting on this stuff. Which is fishy. I know I suggested before that the press might have done that in response to the Justice Department secretly grabbing up AP phone records. But honestly, that is still kind of a weak explanation.

Think about it...the press has been very good to Obama, because his administration supports their ideology. Yes, lefties turn on each other all of the time. But they also tend to stay in lockstep during a crises that could threaten their hold on power. I don't think the press would be reporting on all of this stuff just because of the AP thing, when there seems to be an actual threat to their favorite president, and ultimately to their own ideologies being represented in the White House.

Let's Celebrate the Blessed Event!

Our favorite pregnant lady at IMAO, Sarah K, has finally given birth to Frank J's heir. The arrival of this new Little Angel needs to be CELEBRATED in grand style. Perhaps with fireworks???

I also thought it would be helpful to give the Little Man some advice on how to navigate this crazy world. I think if he always remembers this, he'll be ok:

Something I Didn't Need To See...

The picture shown below is one of the most appalling things I have ever seen.  It shows  a level of hubris and contempt that I find hard to believe.  Those aren't house servants, Mr Obama, they are United States Marines.

Nuke the Punchline - Chicago is so Crooked it's Shaped like a Gun

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Crime Has Gotten So Out of Control in Chicago…

the city is even SHAPED like a gun :)

They're More Alike Than I Previously Thought...

I really thought the two of them were the most mismatched couple ever.

Now I get it.

(link)

Nuke the Punchline - To The Highest Bidder...

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

To Avoid Insolvency, Detroit…

Nuke the Punchline - Justice for Terrorists! or Amnesty. Let Me Check.

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Obama’s Latest Dubious Claim About Benghazi…

House of Cards

Obama administration?

So, with all that has been going on lately, like a new scandal every day or something, it might seem like the Obama house of cards is starting to fall apart. I mean, it's been crazy enough that Benghazi was almost completely ignored for so long until now and that people just bought what the White House was selling on that, but the fact that they are trying to spin the same way with all of this other stuff that's going on is just insulting. The people may be stupid sometimes, but we aren't stupid all of the time. And from the sweat on Carney's brow lately, I'm guessing he, at least, knows that. Not sure about his boss though.

I Just Don't Get It Anymore

So I'm a jerk. I really don't want to make this about myself, but when you think about it, everything is, so why stop now. I haven't been around much in the past few months and I feel terrible about it. Here's the problem though. I'm not jaded anymore. Well I guess that's the wrong word. I'm just numb to it all.

The Truth Shall Set You Free

I'm sure everybody is as surprised as I am at the stunning revelation that the IRS was singling out Tea Party groups for extra scrutiny and invasive questioning. Which is to say: Not surprised in the slightest.

The headline on this story should read: Group Protesting Oppressive Government and Taxation Oppressed by Oppressive Government Entity Responsible For Enforcing Tax Code.

But that wouldn't fit.

The sad fact here is that the Obama Administration (and I have little doubt this goes very high up, indeed. Alinsky rules. Put an amoral man in the White House, expect amoral behavior from his administration.) has gone and proven the truth of what the Tea Party was protesting: That high taxes and big government lead to oppression.

Don't expect to hear that (absolutely true) analysis on the Nightly News: Obama Administration Validates Tea Party Concerns.

Just wait until his IRS has a hand in enforcing your health care.

Classic Nuke - It Really is Bush's Fault!

[From the Nuking Politics Archives: It Really is Bush's Fault! originally posted June 28, 2012.]

You can hide behind that flag, but we know where you really stand...

So, the moment we all have been waiting for has come and gone. The Supreme Court has issued their ruling on ObamaCare™. And as we all knew, Justice Kennedy was the deciding factor, and ended up ruling that the mandate is unconstitutional, and along with the more conservative justices was on board with striking down the whole law.

With Any Luck At All...

Don't wait for O and Hillary
To fall upon their swords,
For that would not seem fitting
To these would-be Uberlords...
The lies they've spun
Have come undone,
Politically the race is run, 
Obama isn't crying, he's just
Pining for the Fjords

What Did I Miss?

Credibility

1. The quality or power of inspiring belief; (see also integrity, leadership). Sometimes confused with the ability to hornswoggle people or to confuse fantasy with reality for political gain. (See Obama, Barrack H.)

Nuke the Punchline - Obama's Vocabulary Lesson

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

As Soon As Obama Landed in Texas, Rick Perry…

I Think Frank J May Need a Little More Advice

Since the Frank family seems to be Pitocin challenged, I thought I could help out with some more unsolicited advice.  Here are some of the ways we used to induce labor back in the old days.

·         Take a trip to the trampoline park.

·         Force the expectant mother to march up and down the stairs to the beat of you playing the Twilight soundtrack on your vuvezela.

·         Remind the unborn child that Obamacare is being implemented, and the mandatory abortion clause may become effective any day now.