Friday, October 24, 2014

Electrons Make TIE Fighters

Pew Pew Pew....Bwoooosh!
I attempted to do two things today. Both of them probably futile, but I had hope for one of the things and still did the other even if I knew better. The two things I speak of are explaining the atomic structure to some kids and explaining why government controlling various aspects of your life, such as healthcare or dental work, is bad to some leftists.

I know, the kids might have had a chance, but the progs were way over their heads in trying to understand such a concept. That's what I thought anyway.

Nuke the Punchline - Persuasive Presentation

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

Hillary Clinton Raked in a Record $2.1 Million in One Fundraiser. How Did She Do It?


Something Scary For Halloween

It's that time of year again...ghosts, goblins, zombie hordes, the boogeyman, shadows that move across the room at night when you're home alone, all pretty scary.  But when it comes to weird and creepy, none of them can hold a candle to the people shown below.

Unlike ghosts, these people actually exist, but paradoxically, their stated beliefs are based totally on fiction.  No amount of reasoning can penetrate their fantasies, because, you see, they know what is best for the rest of us.  They also know, in the dark corners of their minds, that the causes they espouse are fictions.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - Feeling Feverish

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

Ron Klain’s First Job As the New Ebola Czar…

Source

#Caring

Liberals really irk me.

Over the past few weeks, I keep seeing bull snot on Facebook, garbage on Twitter, the news is full of idiocy and it really makes me want to scream and let it all out and just rant, Rant, RANT!

Very often, it's these liberal fools with their "Conservatives Don't Care" meme that apparently gives them the dual pleasure of ripping on Republicans while simultaneously letting everyone know that they're MUCH better than those nasty other guys, because they, you know, care so much more than anyone else.

Enough, apparently to spare no expense of other people's money to battle the enemies they deem worthy of fighting.

You know, like the appalling lack of free birth control for every girl over the age of three.

Al Steps Up

Al Sharpton teams up with Obama to select a new Attorney General.  It's a match made in Heaven.  (A followup to "Obama and Sharpton...What Can Go Wrong?)



Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Argument Clinic

Liberals are fond of pointing out that the Marxist idea "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need," has some parallel in the Bible, particularly in The Acts of the Apostles, then try to advance this as some sort of "Christian" thought.


I like to point out to them that 2 Thessalonians tells us, essentially, "You don't work, you don't eat."


And voting for someone who will give you "free" stuff is not exactly a full time occupation.


Plus, I'd be more than welcome to live under the prior maxim if it were administered by Jesus Christ, Himself, rather than the dimwits we keep ending up with in Washington.


How many liberals do you think would be willing to make THAT concession?

Nuke the Punchline - It's Quittin' Time

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

During a Speech, the Audience Started Walking Out on Obama Because…

(Picture Source)

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - His Criteria is so RACIST

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

Under Obama’s New Immigration Plan, You Can Only Get Deported…

If you won't fit in a voting booth

Monday, October 20, 2014

Ebola...A "War Without A General"


During a recent Congressional hearing on the ongoing ebola outbreak, Congressman Michael Burgess (R-TX) said  "We are in a war without a general".  This can be said of Mr. Obama's implausible treatment of just about everything, but it's reasonable to consider whether the confusion and neglect about ebola suggest something beyond mere incompetence.   

Lately Mr. Obama reminds us frequently of the need to remain calm and not panic.  Nothing contributes to the tendency to panic more than being lied to and kept in the dark.  Some straight answers about Mr. Obama's intentions would help this greatly.  Here are some unanswered questions:

Nuke the Punchline - Even IT Has Its Limits!

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

Now on the White House’s List of Things That Reporters Aren’t Allowed to Mention…”


Sunday, October 19, 2014

When the MiG's a Rockin'


Climate Changes

It's time that we here at Nuking Politics lay the politics aside and admit that science is right. There is such a thing as climate change. And our climate is changing constantly. And it is indeed due to a gas. You could call it a "greenhouse gas", but I always considered that term to be somewhat inaccurate. So we'll stick with "a gas".

This gas is the primary reason for all warming on Earth. And when it combines with other elements such as Oxygen, this elemental gas also increases the warming effect on the planet itself. And we are completely at its mercy. No amount of regulation or taxation will ever be able to undo the climate change that this gas has caused.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - Disturbed Rats. Mandated Counseling!

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor…

The Parable that is Ratatouille 

Let's Play a Game

So, the second nurse from Dallas, who blew through my town over the weekend (and we're still not dead! Yet.), has been transferred to Emory University in Atlanta for treatment on the same plave used to carry the missionary workers back from Africa.

Here's the game: I show you a picture of the transfer occurring, and you guess which one is the CDC administrator.

Fair enough?

Thursday, October 16, 2014

The Hockey Puck Graph

Everybody is well aware of the unceasing push by Al Gore and his team of omniscient scientists to prove once and for all that humans are destroying the planet.  A while back they came up with the famous "Hockey Stick Graph" shown here to prove their point.  Only problem was, it was completely bogus.  It's what you might expect when you combine the scientific process of Aristotle with the mendacity of Al Gore's politically motivated crusade.


Here's a different graph that explains a different problem.  It plots the increase in problems the nation faces against the level of effort made by the current administration to do anything about any of it. 

Nuke the Punchline - It's Not the Virus' Fault!

Harvey over at IMAO posts a new straight line five days a week. He's kinda awesome like that. I think he deserves something for his efforts, don't you? If you love his straight line as much as I do, let him know in the comments.

Cookies to Harvey!!
The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?

Let's ask the Bluth's, should we?

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Is Ebola Racist?

According to Louis Farrakhan, yes. Yes, it is.


I propose we test this theory.


Let's infect Lily-white Chris Hayes, Race-hustler Black Al Sharpton with the virus and see what happens. If Hayes gets sick and then recovers, while Sharpton goes of to whatever reward Anti-Semitic race-baiters go to, then we'll have an answer.


In fact, why not also infect Café Latte Brown Touré, just for kicks. That way we could see which half is dominant in the immune response to Ebola.


But why stop there?

Monday, October 13, 2014

How Did I Miss THIS?

I was doing a bit of T-shirt shopping for an upcoming birthday when I came across this one:

Saturday, October 11, 2014

We’re All Ebolas on This Bus

Remember when President Obama was given a Nobel Peace Prize for doing all those peaceful things and inspiring peace and general feelings of peace-ish peacefulness?

Well, after a half-decade of promoting, or at least facilitating Arab Spring, the summer of “recovery,” Gadaffi fall, ISIS winter, Benghazi fog, Russian incursions, pen commandments, phone-a-drones, government gunrunners, traitor trading, domestic terrorism workplace violence, as well as rationalizing riots in the U.S. in the name of “social justice” — surprisingly, more than half of his subjects say he doesn’t deserve that major award.

It’s not that the prizes are hard to come by — patrol officers often find piles of them discarded along the Mexican border.