Monday, October 20, 2014

Ebola...A "War Without A General"

During a recent Congressional hearing on the ongoing ebola outbreak, Congressman Michael Burgess (R-TX) said  "We are in a war without a general".  This can be said of Mr. Obama's implausible treatment of just about everything, but it's reasonable to consider whether the confusion and neglect about ebola suggest something beyond mere incompetence.   

Lately Mr. Obama reminds us frequently of the need to remain calm and not panic.  Nothing contributes to the tendency to panic more than being lied to and kept in the dark.  Some straight answers about Mr. Obama's intentions would help this greatly.  Here are some unanswered questions:

Nuke the Punchline - Even IT Has Its Limits!

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

Now on the White House’s List of Things That Reporters Aren’t Allowed to Mention…”

Sunday, October 19, 2014

When the MiG's a Rockin'

Climate Changes

It's time that we here at Nuking Politics lay the politics aside and admit that science is right. There is such a thing as climate change. And our climate is changing constantly. And it is indeed due to a gas. You could call it a "greenhouse gas", but I always considered that term to be somewhat inaccurate. So we'll stick with "a gas".

This gas is the primary reason for all warming on Earth. And when it combines with other elements such as Oxygen, this elemental gas also increases the warming effect on the planet itself. And we are completely at its mercy. No amount of regulation or taxation will ever be able to undo the climate change that this gas has caused.

Friday, October 17, 2014

Nuke the Punchline - Disturbed Rats. Mandated Counseling!

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor…

The Parable that is Ratatouille 

Let's Play a Game

So, the second nurse from Dallas, who blew through my town over the weekend (and we're still not dead! Yet.), has been transferred to Emory University in Atlanta for treatment on the same plave used to carry the missionary workers back from Africa.

Here's the game: I show you a picture of the transfer occurring, and you guess which one is the CDC administrator.

Fair enough?

Thursday, October 16, 2014

The Hockey Puck Graph

Everybody is well aware of the unceasing push by Al Gore and his team of omniscient scientists to prove once and for all that humans are destroying the planet.  A while back they came up with the famous "Hockey Stick Graph" shown here to prove their point.  Only problem was, it was completely bogus.  It's what you might expect when you combine the scientific process of Aristotle with the mendacity of Al Gore's politically motivated crusade.

Here's a different graph that explains a different problem.  It plots the increase in problems the nation faces against the level of effort made by the current administration to do anything about any of it. 

Nuke the Punchline - It's Not the Virus' Fault!

Harvey over at IMAO posts a new straight line five days a week. He's kinda awesome like that. I think he deserves something for his efforts, don't you? If you love his straight line as much as I do, let him know in the comments.

Cookies to Harvey!!
The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?

Let's ask the Bluth's, should we?

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Is Ebola Racist?

According to Louis Farrakhan, yes. Yes, it is.

I propose we test this theory.

Let's infect Lily-white Chris Hayes, Race-hustler Black Al Sharpton with the virus and see what happens. If Hayes gets sick and then recovers, while Sharpton goes of to whatever reward Anti-Semitic race-baiters go to, then we'll have an answer.

In fact, why not also infect Café Latte Brown Touré, just for kicks. That way we could see which half is dominant in the immune response to Ebola.

But why stop there?

Monday, October 13, 2014

How Did I Miss THIS?

I was doing a bit of T-shirt shopping for an upcoming birthday when I came across this one:

Saturday, October 11, 2014

We’re All Ebolas on This Bus

Remember when President Obama was given a Nobel Peace Prize for doing all those peaceful things and inspiring peace and general feelings of peace-ish peacefulness?

Well, after a half-decade of promoting, or at least facilitating Arab Spring, the summer of “recovery,” Gadaffi fall, ISIS winter, Benghazi fog, Russian incursions, pen commandments, phone-a-drones, government gunrunners, traitor trading, domestic terrorism workplace violence, as well as rationalizing riots in the U.S. in the name of “social justice” — surprisingly, more than half of his subjects say he doesn’t deserve that major award.

It’s not that the prizes are hard to come by — patrol officers often find piles of them discarded along the Mexican border.

Sunday, October 5, 2014

Saturday, October 4, 2014


Do you think it's possible that Obama is importing Ebola to Texas to get back at Bush for sending Katrina to New Orleans?

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

"...Heads Buried Deep In The Sand..."

Alton Nolen, a Muslim convert whose association with jihadi terrorists was openly displayed on his FB page and other social media, beheaded a woman in Oklahoma recently, after being fired for disruption involving badgering other employees about converting to Islam.  "Shouting Islamic phrases", he was attacking a second victim when shot by security.   MSNBC's Melissa Harris-Perry assures us that the attack was "workplace violence", and that Islamic terrorism had nothing to do with it.  On an MSNBC roundtable discussion she insisted that "Islam was not relevant" to the attack.  

Liberals can't help themselves.  Their view of just about anything seems to be tailored to one thing:  Regardless of the issue at hand, Mr Obama's narrative must be protected.
" ...Look at their heads buried deep in the sand
       hiding from evil made by their own hand..."
                'Belexes', by Kansas

In all cases, the obvious cause of the problem is considered "not relevant" if discussing it causes Mr. Obama any difficulties.  Instead, the problem is those gosh darn racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, xenophobic, Bible thumping, gun clinging, climate denying conservatives.          

Here's a few examples: 

Five Telling Things Clooney and Obama Share

What do George Clooney and President Obama have in common?

1. Well, obviously they're both crazy liberals. But we knew that already. Moving on...

2. They are both surprisingly influential, considering one pretends to be someone important for a living and the other is an actor.

3. Both of them married attornies. So they must actually *like* lawyers.
That makes sense, somehow.

4. In fact, their ladies are so similar, they even share a liking for the same dress designer, Alexander McQueen. That makes sense for Mrs. Clooney, since she is a British citizen. Some are a little confused as to why the First Lady of the United States would choose to wear a British dress to a state dinner, but...

Here's George's bride:

And here is our President's choice:

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Obama's Only Strategy...w/ Helpful Guide For Libs

Confronted now with the undeniable fact that his response to ISIS actions is doomed, Mr. Obama chooses, once again, to blame others.  This time it's the intelligence community, whose daily briefings haven't explained the problem adequately, you see.  The problem with this is that over the last 6 years, Mr. Obama has declined to attend nearly 60% of these briefings, being engaged in more pressing matters such as partisan politics and golf.

These briefings have provided a consistently accurate assessment of the situation in the Middle East, and of terrorist activity throughout the world.  This information would have been used by a Commander In Chief worthy of the title to guide his decision process.  Mr. Obama displays an unsettling lack of concern for the threat posed by Islamic extremists to this country.  Instead, what passes for planning is guided by political expedience.  "Al Qaeda is on the run"…"ISIS is a JV team"..These are not indicators that inform policy making, these are slogans intended to prevent his "base" from waking up. 

In Mr. Obama's mind, reality is a cruel beast that he can safely ignore as long as liberals are willing to blindly go along with it.  If he spent half as much time trying to do the right thing as he spends making excuses and blaming others…but, no.  He's gotten past liberals for six years doing it this way, so why change now?  

His negligence would not be tolerated were it not for the leftist sheep who care more for political correctness than for reality.

Anonymiss's Adventures in the ER

Having not been to a hospital in over 5 years, I thought it was time I go see how Obamacare had transformed things. So I thought, "Why not try out an ER?"

Well, I've never been in an ambulance, so I didn't know the drill. I'm not sure if it always took 5 strong firemen to transport one little lady. Maybe I need to step up my Zumba workouts?  Or perhaps that was an added Obamacare perk.  I have no complaints, however. They were kind and very attentive. The oxygen they administered did more good than anything that happened subsequently.

After they left, I was in a room for an hour or so waiting for the doctor. I'm not entirely sure of the time as I was a little, um... distracted. I got asked a lot of questions. There were a lot of signs and labels.  A lot of poking and prodding which seemed pretty hospital typical. When the doctor entered, he kept a safe distance. He didn't wear a mask, so I guess that makes sense. I may have been contagious. He also brought another man with him who he claimed was his "scribe".  Clearly, the NSA must keep records of the subversive behavior of all ER patients. Gurney-goers *are* a scary bunch.

Thankfully, the bed was mobile, as it made it easy to go on field trips. As we traversed the lovely hospital corridors (I bet Michelle chose that cheerful shade of off-green!), I got to see a lot of cool equipment. Huge scanners and gizmos were visible in the empty rooms we passed. I bet they were really inexpensive. The one in our destination room was less flashy, but apparently adequate. As the test commenced, the same question kept entering my mind, over and over....

If this is a hospital, where people's lives are literally at stake..
Where great pains are taken to ensure accuracy and where labeling and identification is so crucial...
Where gloves cost $53 a pair...

Friday, September 26, 2014

Metaphor of the Day

Perhaps I made a mistake when I sent my daughter to an internship at DEI, because her evil is taking on a positively Doofenschmirtzian quality:

But the joke is really on her, because that's exactly what they are going to tell her in 40 or 50 years, when she goes to collect her social security and find that all our generation has left behind for her is exactly what she left behind for me, only with no cute note.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Obama And Sharpton...What Can Go Wrong? w/ Update

Eric Holder has announced he will resign the Attorney General post as soon as a replacement is appointed and confirmed.  I take it as a sign from the left that they expect to lose the Senate in November.  There is nothing coincidental about his timing.    

To help with the critical task of selecting a replacement, Mr. Obama has enlisted the aid of Al Sharpton for his sage advice.  What a team:  Obama and Sharpton.  Sort of like a Laurel and Hardy ripoff, but with socialists.  Or a remake of a Marx Brothers movie where one of the brothers is named Karl.

This should be hilarious. No matter what they come up with, Mr. Obama could actually end up looking good by comparison with Al Sharpton.  Besides, no matter who they pick, they can't make things worse at the DOJ than it's been for the last 6 years.  Can they?

In the future we'll have to deal with the monumental task of restoring America after the progressives have gone back to Clowntown, but for now, we might as well watch the Obama And Sharpton spectacle.  So make some popcorn, and put your feet up... the movie's about to start…

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Hate to Say I Told You So

No I don't.

I proposed a massively expensive plan to allow Texas to secede from the United States, and allow the rest of us sane folks to move there at government expense. I figured the left in this country would be more than willing to spend even more money that they didn't have in order to get rid of right-thinking and Right-leaning people.

I was right.

And she is, according to herself, one of the leading progressive voices in America.

Is there any question as to why CNN's ratings are in the toilet?