Thursday, June 28, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: How Can You Tell if Obama's Been in Your House?

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

 How can you tell if Obama's been in your house?

#10 Crabby Old Bat: Someone sewed seven extra stars on my flag.

#9 Charon: The only tools left in the garage are a hammer and sickle.

#8 henryflower: The Secret Service has removed all of your cutlery.

#7 phreshone: You go to play solitaire and all you draw are race cards.

#6 ComradeChairmanObama: Freedom and liberty are chained up in the basement.

#5 phreshone: There's no change left in your piggy bank, and there's no hope of finding your dog.

#4 NO_MO_OBAMA: Your bathtub is missing because the EPA declared it a "navigable waterway".

#3 Exile: Your dog is missing and so is your dijonnaise.

#2 Jerry: The windows are fogged and dripping with condescension.

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

You think there's a horse's head in your bed, but realize it's just a passed out Sarah Jessica Parker.

Congratulations blarg!

I'd give an honorable mention to just about everyone who participated in this Straight Line of the Day. Great stuff! I needed a good laugh after today's SCOTUS ruling.

 I didn't get a lot of responses on the last one here, so let's go with a new one:

How can you tell someone is an Obama supporter?


  1. The dazed look, drool, and foul smell are clues, but the white hand of Saruman on the face is the dead giveaway.