Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
How can you tell if Obama's been in your house?
#10 Crabby Old Bat: Someone sewed seven extra stars on my flag.
#9 Charon: The only tools left in the garage are a hammer and sickle.
#8 henryflower: The Secret Service has removed all of your cutlery.
#7 phreshone: You go to play solitaire and all you draw are race cards.
#6 ComradeChairmanObama: Freedom and liberty are chained up in the basement.
#5 phreshone: There's no change left in your piggy bank, and there's no hope of finding your dog.
#4 NO_MO_OBAMA: Your bathtub is missing because the EPA declared it a "navigable waterway".
#3 Exile: Your dog is missing and so is your dijonnaise.
#2 Jerry: The windows are fogged and dripping with condescension.
And the best punchline goes to blarg:
You think there's a horse's head in your bed, but realize it's just a passed out Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'd give an honorable mention to just about everyone who participated in this Straight Line of the Day. Great stuff! I needed a good laugh after today's SCOTUS ruling.
I didn't get a lot of responses on the last one here, so let's go with a new one:
How can you tell someone is an Obama supporter?