Monday, July 9, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Did You Hear About Obama's Campaign Bus?

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Did you hear about Obama's new campaign tour bus?

#5 Yosoff: It got stuck in the ditch when Biden spilled his slurpee on the driver.

#4 saluwe: It’s got extra heavy-duty shock absorbers to guarantee a smooth ride when driving over the politically inconvenient.

#3 Arkady: It’s very green, averaging 15 lies to the gallon.

#2 Mdricks:He said he wanted it built to reflect his economic vision. It only goes downhill.

And the best punchline goes to Manolo:

Did you hear about Obama’s new campaign tour bus? Like Mr. Obama, it has just enough gas to get through election day. After that it’s pretty much useless.

Congratulations Manolo!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

What movie character best represents Obama/Biden/Pelosi/Reid?

6 comments:

  1. I'll go first...

    Joe Biden: Jar Jar Binks

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  2. Obama = Buckwheat from Our Gang
    Biden = Barney Rubble
    Pelosi = Camilla DeVille from 101 Dalmations
    Reid = Gollum from LOTR

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    1. I could almost see Obama as Gollum too.

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  3. The Terminator. We can only hope none of them will be able to say "I'll be back".

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  4. Obama = Barty Crouch Jr.
    Biden = Cornelius Fudge
    Pelosi = Dolores Umbrage
    Reid = Rufus Scrimgeour

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