Thursday, July 12, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Did You Hear They Found the Missing FF Documents?

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Did you hear they finally found those missing Fast & Furious documents?

#5 Bob in Feenicks: Joe Biden was folding them into pirate hats for the entire White House staff in time for ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day.’

#4 D***Cat: They were in the Oval Office shredder bin along with The Constitution.

#3 Abe: They were in Sandy Berger’s pants.

#2 FormerHostage: They were in Biden’s arts and crafts box.

And the best punchline goes to  frogmouth:

Did you hear they finally found those missing Fast & Furious documents? They were in a file cabinet with Obama’s birth certificate. And college transcripts. And Passport records. And financial aid records. And adoption papers. And law client list. And IL Barr Assoc record. And IL Senate files. And…

 Congratulations frogmouth!

Here's a little line for y'all to play with:

Joe Biden addressed the NAACP...


  1. And he licked the stamp and put it on the envelope all by himself too. Good boy.

  2. woo hoo! At last my greatness receives the recognition it so richly deserves. I sit back and wait for the Nobel Committee to contact me, or do I need to drop them a postcard or something?

    1. All you have to do is consider sending me some stuff to publish on this blog, and after you get enough stuff up here, the Nobel fellers in Oslo are sure to notice you.

  3. Joe Biden addressed the NAACP...

    ...and for refreshments he requested skittles and iced tea.

  4. Joe Biden addressed the NAACP. His opening remarks were "Wow. I've never seen so many articulate and bright and clean and nice-looking black folks in one place before."