Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama's New Transportation Project

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama's pushing for?

#5 blarg: ...it transports your money directly to the government.

#4 D***Cat: ...it’s a high-speed rail from Mexico City to the U.S. border. One way.

#3 FormerHostage: ...it will run on hope, change, fairy dust and unicorn farts.

#2 Yosoff: ...he’s adding a putting green to Air Force One.

And the best punchline goes to hwuu:

Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama's pushing for? It only turns left, because for the Obama administration nothing goes right.

Congratulations hwuu!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

The Obama campaign has a new gimmick...

7 comments:

  1. ...trying to pass socialism off as a new gimmick

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  2. he's added white and blue to the little red book.

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  3. ...After every time Biden says something stupid, claim it's Opposite Day.

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  4. Lactose the IntolerantJuly 26, 2012 at 11:36 AM

    a free Chevy Volt and a dog in every pot.

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  5. Lactose the IntolerantJuly 26, 2012 at 11:36 AM

    free Solyndra stock with each vote.

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  6. Lactose the IntolerantJuly 26, 2012 at 11:38 AM

    an 'overturn the death panel' card with every donation over $1,000.

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