Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
President Obama went shopping...
#5 Lactose the Intolerant: ...for a new home.
#4 seanmahair: ...first he tried to buy a clue, when he couldn’t find one
he tried to buy an instinct, he finally settled for a “feeling”.
#3 jeffersonfan: ...for a map with all 57 states.
#2 NO_MO_BAMA: ...but his credit card from The First National Bank of Other People’s Money was declined.
And the best punchline goes to Andrew Felsher:
President Obama went shopping only to discover that PetSmart is not a grocery store, and thus was understandably upset when he tried to eat their inventory.
Congratulations Andrew Felsher!
Now here's one for you guys to play with:
Obama's new plan to fix the economy...