Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The scariest part of attending an Obama fundraiser...
#5 T-dog: …is having to see Obama.
#4 Harvey: You gave Sarah Jessica Parker a lump of sugar ONCE, and now she won’t stop nuzzling your hand every time she sees you.
#3 Son of Bob: …is when you start laughing at the jokes, then realize they’re not joking.
#2 FormerHostage: …suddenly finding yourself between the buffet and Michael Moore.
And the best punchline goes to Mrs. Campbell:
The scariest part of attending an Obama fundraiser is watching people in clothes worth thousands of dollars, consuming
hundreds of dollars of food and wine, talk about how capitalism is the
Congratulations Mrs. Campbell!
Now here's one for you guys to play with:
The Obama campaign has adopted a new campaign slogan...