Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Under Obama, gas has gotten SO expensive...
#5 plentyobailouts: …thieves have been reduced to stealing Priuses!
#4 Hunter: …that the Presidential motorcade’s movements can be tracked by its impact on the national debt.
#3 The Gentleman Punk: … that bitter clingers can no longer afford to burn him in effigy.
#2 FormerHostage: …that street corner beggars are holding signs that read “Will work for regular unleaded.”
And the best punchline goes to Napoleon's Windmill:
Under Obama, gas has gotten so expensive…OnStar disables your starter if your Equifax score is under 670.
Congratulations Napoleon's Windmill!
Here's one for you guys to try out:
Name one thing that will be in Obama's Presidential Library...