Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Michelle Obama will be at the Olympics...
#5 Frank J: ...competing in the fat kid toss.
#4 Iowa Jim: ...and she’s our best hope in the Greco-Wookie wrestling competition.
#3 CarolyntheMommy: ...to give nasty looks to the McDonald’s employees who are using their evil food to poison the bodies of the world’s athletes!
#2 Son of Bob: ...but she still hasn’t decided which country she’ll be proud of.
And the best punchline goes to Marc:
Michelle Obama will be at the Olympics to pass along a message from her husband to all the gold medal winners…”you didn’t win that.”
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg's latest idea...