So, I took my wife out to dinner Friday night, as we like to have a little date night once a week (in other words, running away from the kids once a week), and while we were both fastidiously attending to our steaks, she mentioned possibly going out to shop for guns after dinner.
I have an awesome wife.
Joe Lieberman is such a dino.
Or iino. I am still confused about that guy.
Let me check...yeah Obama is still a stuttering catastrophe of a miserable failure.
Romney, please make that your campaign slogan.
So if I haven't mentioned it lately, you can write stuff for Nuking Politics. Just email your stuff to firstname.lastname@example.org
I am pretty sure I mentioned that recently though.
Which means I am just being ignored. And when I am being ignored, I get angry. And when I get angry, hippies get punched!
Ok, that is really a lousy way to get my readers to send me stuff, because let's face it, punching hippies is awesome.
I can't remember if I first realized the greatness of punching hippies when I read about it at IMAO, or when I actually punched my first hippie. Either way, it is fun.
Just make sure to clean your fist after punching a hippie. They do not bathe.
And they are equipped with bongos now...so try to de-bongo them prior to punching them, or they may instinctively try to block your punch with the bongo. And bongo punching isn't near as much fun.
Hippie-punching is now a three part move:
1. Make a fist.
2. Swing fist down towards bongo, to knock it out of their hands.
3. Swing fist up to punch hippie in the face.
That is all there is to it.