Sunday, July 15, 2012

Tactical Nuke: Sunday, July 15, 2012

So, I took my wife out to dinner Friday night, as we like to have a little date night once a week (in other words, running away from the kids once a week), and while we were both fastidiously attending to our steaks, she mentioned possibly going out to shop for guns after dinner.

I have an awesome wife.


Joe Lieberman is such a dino.

Or iino. I am still confused about that guy.

Let me check...yeah Obama is still a stuttering catastrophe of a miserable failure.

Romney, please make that your campaign slogan.

So if I haven't mentioned it lately, you can write stuff for Nuking Politics. Just email your stuff to nukingpolitics@gmail.com

I am pretty sure I mentioned that recently though.

Which means I am just being ignored. And when I am being ignored, I get angry. And when I get angry, hippies get punched!

Ok, that is really a lousy way to get my readers to send me stuff, because let's face it, punching hippies is awesome.

I can't remember if I first realized the greatness of punching hippies when I read about it at IMAO, or when I actually punched my first hippie. Either way, it is fun.

Just make sure to clean your fist after punching a hippie. They do not bathe.

And they are equipped with bongos now...so try to de-bongo them prior to punching them, or they may instinctively try to block your punch with the bongo. And bongo punching isn't near as much fun.

Hippie-punching is now a three part move:

1. Make a fist.

2. Swing fist down towards bongo, to knock it out of their hands.

3. Swing fist up to punch hippie in the face.

That is all there is to it.

2 comments:

  1. Man Mountain MolehillJuly 16, 2012 at 10:11 PM

    You don't even have to punch a hippie, just tell it to get a haircut and watch it burst into tears. Fun for the whole family.

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    1. Calling a hippie "it" just made me laugh.

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