It's July 12, Twenty Twelve. For those of you still calling the years "two thousand and...", you are morons, and not of the future. Which is now. Now is the future, and we call it TWENTY. Because we are futuristic. And you are backwards, like a caveman. Or cave-woman. We are equal opportunity here at Nuking Politics.
Since the last tac-nuke was long, this will be short. Maybe. I just started writing it, so who knows?
Yeah, Thursdays suck too.
So, Romney gave a speech to the NAACP yesterday. I should have put that on my list of inconceivable things between involving oneself in a land war in Asia and going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
A new DreamWorks theme park may be coming to Jersey. Featuring a troll infested swamp. I thought Jersey was already a troll-infested swamp. Strange idea for a theme park.
Honestly, I dunno much about New Jersey, except that everyone who is familiar with it makes fun of it. So I am just going along with them.
Pluto has FIVE, count 'em, FIVE moons. And is still called a "dwarf planet". Give it a rest you scientist bigots. Like Earth is so big compared to almost all exoplanets found so far. Pluto is a planet. Get over it...racists.
Nuking Politics will probably hit 10,000 page views today or tomorrow. And we're about a month and a half old.
That's good right?
If not, just say it's good anyway.