Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Janet Napolitano's New Homeland Security Plan

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Janet Napolitano's new homeland security plan...

#5 Jimmy: Involves Xena, Princess Warrior…somehow.

#4 rodney dill: ...Asking anyone entering, the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow.

#3 g: Building a fence around Washington to keep the tea party out....

#2 Burmashave: ...has the State Department excited because the Muslim Brotherhood has approved it.

And the best punchline goes to Mrs. C:

Janet Napolitano's new homeland security plan: posting her picture at all points of entry.

Congratulations Mrs. C!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Joe Biden's new job...

18 comments:

  1. Holding Obama's cue cards, because Barack's teleprompter walked out on him.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 15, 2012 at 6:36 PM

    was going to be organ grinder monkey, but during the trial period he couldn't keep the beat and was frightening the children. And the adults.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 15, 2012 at 6:38 PM

    will be the same as his old job. Doing nothing at taxpayer expense.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 15, 2012 at 6:41 PM

    involves the secret service and target practice.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 15, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    will be as Gore's personal massage therapist and happy ending specialist.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 15, 2012 at 6:57 PM

    will be promoting his new celebrity sex tape starring himself and the Democratic Party mascot, Jacqui the Jack Ass, er I mean donkey.

    ReplyDelete
  7. will still fill a vital need at the white house . . . the dog is not going to take itself for walks, is it?

    is playing the "quiet game" on the campaign bus... and at all its stops.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Harry Reid's fact checker

    ReplyDelete
  9. the new Obama administration super hero

    SUPERFLUOUS

    ReplyDelete
  10. the new Obama administration super hero

    SUPERFLUOUS

    ReplyDelete
  11. no longer grants him access to sharp objects, small children, or animals, and only allows him access to a microphone if it is for the purpose of karaoke.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Obamacare Death Panel judge. "Hey, this is *my* name!"

    ReplyDelete
  13. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 16, 2012 at 11:13 AM

    was going to be crash test dummy, but he couldn't be trained to stop pushing the shiny seatbelt release button.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Harry Houdini escape act after Obama puts him in a straight jacket and locks him in a trunk.

    ReplyDelete