Thursday, August 30, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama New Smartphone App

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The Obama campaign released a new smartphone app...

#5 Manolo: ...It allows your phone to double as a teleprompter.

#4 FormerHostage: ...for Joe to help him find his pants.

#3 Joel: ...You have to install it to find out what it does.

#2 Yosoff: ...it explains what Obama and Biden meant to say after every speech.

And the best punchline goes to hadsil:

The Obama campaign released a new smartphone app. Now the phone is dumb.

Congratulations hadsil!

Now here's a line for you guys to try out:

The DNC's theme...

14 comments:

  1. ...is to pretend that George W. Bush, and not Barack Obama, has been in office since 2008, and attack his record.

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  2. "We Built This City on Rocks and Roads!"

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  3. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 30, 2012 at 7:03 PM

    a Volt in every garage and two dogs in every pot.

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  4. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 30, 2012 at 7:05 PM

    Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao, Mao.... (sung to the Meow Mix tune)

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  5. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 30, 2012 at 7:07 PM

    Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand....

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  6. ...Dog -The other white meat.

    ...Everybody is too stupid to be successful without government help, so vote for us.

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  7. Abortion: it's the answer to everything!

    Ogrrre

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  8. It is this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAcaukw_26o

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  9. Does Not Compute

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  10. "The last four years were just a practice run"

    "Better days are ahead...it REALLY can't get any worse than this"

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  11. The DNC's theme... is "Revenge of the Wallflowers," a salute to the hairy-legged and those who sit at home every Friday night nursing a tub of Ben & Jerry's "Skankamocha Fudge."

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  12. Brand new Obama posters for everyone.

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  13. Cue "Twilight Zone" music

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