Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama's New Iran Strategy

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama has a new Iran strategy...

#5 Son of Bob: ...place hands at side and bow.

#4 hadsil: Reporter: “Mr. President, I understand you have a new Iran policy.”
                 Obama: “That is correct. This time I ran to the golf course instead of using a limo.”

#3 Dohtimes: ...Rose Garden Hookah Summit. Define hookah to Secret Service.

#2 JAGernaut: ...Place Michelle on the eastern border and a tamale on the western border.

And the best punchline goes to Zach:

Obama has a new Iran strategy. If they want 32oz of uranium, they’re going to have to buy two cups.

Congratulations Zach!

Now here's a line for you guys to take for a spin:

Did you hear about Obama's newest green...

7 comments:

  1. fuzzy Meatloaf that was left in the back of the White House fridge for 3 months?

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  2. thumb? It's surrounded by your money he filched.

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  3. initiative, shut down the world.

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  4. back, it's literally not worth the paper it's printed on.

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  5. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 15, 2012 at 2:41 PM

    card? It only allows him to stay in the company until November before he is deported back to Kenya.

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  6. Lactose the IntolerantAugust 15, 2012 at 3:45 PM

    house? A confused Joe finger-painted the White House.

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  7. fees program? Liberals pay nothing and union bosses are allowed to play through at any time.

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