Friday, August 31, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: The Secret Service Code Name For Obama

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The Secret Service's code name for President Obama...

#5 Isaac: ...Short Timer.

#4 JAGernaut: ...Buckethead.

#3 Son of Bob: ...Interceptor.

#2 g: ...Dog Breath.

And the best punchline goes to DrRiff:

The Secret Service's code name for President Obama is Dumbo.

Sorry if you didn't make the cut, but with over 120 comments, and almost all of them good...I only picked five from an initial list of about 40.

Way to go nukers, and congratulations Dr.Riff!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Not to be one-upped by the Republicans, the DNC will also have a mystery...


  1. ...candidate.
    ...record to campaign on.

  2. ... why the party has any members.

  3. . . . meat

    The DNC will also have a mystery. They'll make up their own Clue-like game called Who Killed the Economy? All the suspect cards are of George Bush. All the weapon cards are of oil barrels. All the room cards are of Wall Street. The winner receives a free abortion or Obamacare waiver.

    1. Hey know you got Punchline Nuker of the Week, right?

      How about an acceptance speech, or something.


    2. speaker, imadinnerjacket, live from teheran

  4. a hologram of MLK Jr. saying "I had a dream..." and immediately Obama will burst onto the stage sweating profusely and letting out a big WHEW!!!! Who let that crazy dude in here. And the crowd goes wild.

  5. ...the DNC will also have a mystery speaker: a hologram of Vladimir Lenin exhorting the faithful Democrats into the ideal World of Next Tuesday. (Thanx to Red Square and the People's Cube.)


  6. ...Nominee -Oh wait! That's just Obama with a bucket stuck on his head again.

  7. Not to be one-upped by the Republicans, the DNC will also have a mystery guest: Trixie Claus. This former porn star will ride around the convention in a flying bed pulled by donkeys, while wearing a red thing trimmed with white fur,and little else. On her trip around the arena, she will be tossing condoms, lubes and lotions to all the bad little boys and girls in attendance.

    Afterwards, she will posted at a booth on the concourse where she will have a doctor available to hand out free Ortho-Novum prescriptions, as well as vouchers good for a bring-a-friend-buy-one-get-one-free abortions good at any Planned Parenthood in the nation. And if you can't afford to buy one, well, the Federal Government will buy it for you.

    Post-convention, Trixie Claus will be hanging out with former President Bill Clinton, who will be bringing his own "Mystery Guest" along, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.