Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Resistance is Feud-ial

One of my biggest duties here at Nuking Politics is being charged with the task of growing our readership, and fan base.  I’ve been trying to figure out how to do this for a few weeks now.  I finally got an idea.

We’re starting a feud!  An old school wrestling style feud!

Now I haven’t watched wrestling in years, but I’m pretty sure its still the same old same old.  Guy see’s perceived slight from some other guy/ guy isn’t getting the title shot he thinks he deserves/guy steals guy’s wife/girlfriend, and the fight.  So that seems pretty simple huh?

So here I go, I’m going to do it now.

“Hey IMAO.us, I’m tired of you guys holding us back, taking things from us, and stealing my girlfriend”! 

“Is it a coincidence that you guys do a link of the day, but you don’t do it every day like us?" 

“Also, I’m tired of you taking the women away from us”. 

“I need that title shot, and that girl”. 

“You can’t have it all!  “CUZ @JOHNBONE SAYS SO!”

“So what are you gonna do now IMAO.us”? 

“You know, other than chicken out and cower in fear from us, and our immense muscles, and dexterous wrestling skills”

pictured: IMAO's mother

Your move stupid faces!

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  3. #1 I can tell you guys like IMAO more than us, because of the bad language, we are far more civilized here and don't say the B word.

    #2 don't be so mean to me. I'm sensitive.

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  4. IMAO.......you suck!

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  5. IMAO has won blogwars with Ace and Fark. Instapundit trembles at the possibility of more puppyblender references. You are boys playing a Man's Game and it won't go well for you.

    Plus, yo momma dresses you funny.

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  6. 2 things...

    #1 There is a strict no cussin' policy here, so please respect it.

    #2 I dunno anything about any "blog war", nor do I know anything about wrestling. You'll have to take that up with El Lucha Libre here.

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  7. I should have taken care of the "cussin" but I didn't know how strict the strict no "cussin" policy was. now I know, I will fix that in the future.

    I know a few things about wrestling, I used to watch it years ago, I can do an arm bar, and a body slam, and a DDT. Don't worry Keln, we'll take home that gold, around our waist.

    then we will have all the girls and such.

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