Monday, September 10, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: In the Middle of Obama's DNC Speech

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

In the middle of Obama's DNC speech...


#5 tanstaafl: ...a traveler from the future appeared on stage, grabbed obama and disappeared, leaving a note: “now quit the crap and pay your bills.”

#4 Bob in Feenicks: ...Jimmy Carter realized he accidentally left his 1980 convention speech on the teleprompter.

#3 Lactose the Intolerant: ...they had to switch off Chris Matthew’s microphone because his moaning was too distracting.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...he started getting his butt kicked by an invisible Clint Eastwood.

And the best punchline goes to Manolo:

In the middle of Obama's DNC speech, Schrödinger’s cat chose death.

Congratulations Manolo!

Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:

The Democrat party has voted to change

10 comments:

  1. ...the pronunciation of Sandra Fluke's last name. Dirty limerick writers across the nation march on Washington in protest.

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  2. After a month, the Democrat party has voted to change their underpants.

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  3. languages. Armeggedon sounds better in arabic.

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  4. . . . the United States of America into the People's Republic of America.

    . . . their name to The Communist Party and not pretend anymore.

    . . . their order of Esteemed Victims list. African Americans are still on top but women will move back to second and gays to third. Jews have been left off the list entirely without comment.

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  5. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 11, 2012 at 1:19 AM

    their campaign slogan from 'Forward' to 'Come on homes, give a brother a break.'

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  6. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 11, 2012 at 1:20 AM

    their mascot from a donkey to a vulture.

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  7. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 11, 2012 at 1:21 AM

    Biden's adult diaper more frequently.

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  8. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 11, 2012 at 1:34 AM

    the wording of the Constitution and see if anybody notices.

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  9. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 11, 2012 at 1:44 AM

    change the password on the White House wifi again to keep Biden from continually 'investing' dwindling campaign funds on a Nigerian prince, online poker and cheap Mexican 'medicine.'

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  10. ...a light bulb, but it took three votes before the chairman deemed there were enough votes to pass the measure.

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