Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Plans to Replace the Refs

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama plans to replace the NFL's replacement refs...

#5 buckhorn_cortez: ...with Occupy Wallstreet protesters.

#4 SineWaveII: ...with “friends of ours” from Chicago.

#3 rodney dill: ...with teleprompters.

#2 Crabby Old Bat: ...with MSNBC reporters, because of their unstained reputation for absolute impartiality and keen-eyed observational skills.

And I am giving the win to hadsil, because it was completely unexpected and made me laugh:

Obama plans to replace the NFL's replacement refs with Folgers Crystals.

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Congratulations hadsil!

And now here's a line for you guys to brew over:

On The View, Obama reveals his favorite...

8 comments:

  1. of Michelle's low-calorie dog recipes.

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  2. ...country. (spoiler: it's not the U.S.)

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  3. I'm sitting a few of these out so I can come back tanned, rested and ready. Like Nixon.

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