Thursday, October 18, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Absent From the Debate

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Most notably absent from the second debate...

#5 rodney dill: ...Bacon.

#4 Son of Bob: ...donuts. There were no donuts. There was a whole table of them earlier in the night, then all of a sudden they were gone. Was that powdered sugar on Michelle’s face?

#3 archangel: ...undecided voters.

#2 Fly: ...was asking the kid if he was studying something stupid at Hofstra that has no value in the real world before asserting that education is important.

And the best punchline goes to Tin Man:

Most notably absent from the second debate was whether it’s better to wok your dog or let him ride on top of the car. 

Congratulations Tin Man!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was hadsil:

During the town hall debate, Obama had indigestion from his dinner. Must have been rabid.

Congratulations hadsil!


Now here's a line for you guys to debate over:

Obama's strategy to win over Ohio...


  1. - be playing tic-tac-toe with Biden on Air Force One while flying above Cleveland.

  2. Obama's strategy to win over Ohio...

  3. Thank you. Thank you very much.
    Tin Man

  4. finally grant that long overdue Section 8 to Toledo's favorite son, Corporal Klinger.

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  6. to blame the previous four years on a YouTube video.

  7. . . . campaign with Elmo on spelling the state.