Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Just before the VP debate...
#5 Critter: ...Joe Biden was heard counting the number of letters in “jobs”.
#4 blarg: ...Biden sucked in his gut in front of a mirror and wondered if he can take
Ryan in the all-important swimsuit portion of the debate
#3 CarolyntheMommy: ...Biden was told to be aggressive with Ryan, so he started practicing barking like a chihuahua.
#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...Biden was memorizing some zingers he thought up: “There you go again,”
“You’re no Jack Kennedy,” “I did not have sex with that woman, Monica
Lewinski,” “Four score and seven year ago…”
And the best punchline goes to hadsil:
Just before the VP debate, Obama was so nervous he ate a cat by mistake.
Now here's a line for you guys to debate:
The real reason Biden kept laughing during the debate...