Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Joe Biden's teeth...
#5 HokieGomer: ...gleam so brightly, Felix Baumgartner used them as a visual target during his jump.
#4 hadsil: ...is the only part of his head that’s not wooden.
#3 proof: ...were showing. His intelligence was not.
#2 D***Cat: ...have never been chemically whitened. They are actually sun-bleached due to the fact that Joe never shuts his mouth.
And the best punchline goes to Jimmy:
Joe Biden's teeth are composed of “LED’s” – Lie-Emitting Diodes.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was CarolyntheMommy:
After the EU was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, Germany just couldn't take all the lovey-dovey stuff and invaded a neighbor.
Now here's a line for you guys to write home about:
The Obama campaign has proposed new rules for further debates...