Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Biden's Teeth

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Joe Biden's teeth...

#5 HokieGomer: ...gleam so brightly, Felix Baumgartner used them as a visual target during his jump.

#4 hadsil:  ...is the only part of his head that’s not wooden.

#3 proof: ...were showing. His intelligence was not.

#2 D***Cat: ...have never been chemically whitened. They are actually sun-bleached due to the fact that Joe never shuts his mouth.

And the best punchline goes to Jimmy:

Joe Biden's teeth are composed of “LED’s” – Lie-Emitting Diodes.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was CarolyntheMommy:

After the EU was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, Germany just couldn't take all the lovey-dovey stuff and invaded a neighbor.

Congratulations Carolyn!


Now here's a line for you guys to write home about:

The Obama campaign has proposed new rules for further debates...


  1. ...No questions from guys without ponytails.

  2. ...Two men enter, one man leaves...Two men enter, one man leaves...

    ...All responses must be in the form of a question.

  3. ...Two men enter, one man leaves...two men enter, one man leaves...

    ...All answers must be in the form of a question.

  4. ... he gets to say 'millionaires and billionaires' whenever the mood strikes him.

    ... he gets to spread the BS around

    ... naked jello wrestling with the moderators.

  5. ...must provide an all-you-can-eat dog buffet for the debaters.

  6. obama debates selected works of dr. seuss

  7. . . . Romney is not allowed to say anything.

    . . . Moderators must be Liberal. Oh, sorry, you wanted "new".

  8. ...Every time someone says the secret word, they have to chug a beer.

    ...Two words. The Gong Show.