Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Mitt Romney's favorite part of the last debate...
#5 Formerhostage: ...was screaming “Leeeeroy Jenkins” while chasing Obama around the stage.
#4 spacemonkey: ...was when he realized which end of a donkey Obama acted like.
#3 tomg51: ...was when he starting imagining his words as a laser pointer and Obama as a frustrated feral cat unable to catch the light.
#2 CarolyntheMommy: ...Ovaltine shots at the afterparty.
And the best punchline goes to rodney dill:
Mitt Romney's favorite part of the last debate was Obama handing him the ‘three envelopes’ at the end.
Congratulations rodney dill!
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Mrs. Campbell:
Joe Biden attended a rally in Ohio wearing a Big Bird costume, riding a horse, carrying a binder, and welding a bayonet.
[A picture of this linked by Rodney Dill.]
Congratulations, Mrs. Campbell!
Now here's a line for you cats to scratch at:
Since the polls aren't helping the Obama campaign anymore, they...