Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
President Obama's "secret weapon" in the debate...
#5 AesometificAmerican: ...to have the Emergency Broadcast System conduct “random tests” during Romney’s answers.
#4 blarg: ...Candy Crowley
#3 FormerHostage: ...every time he screws up Hillary is going to come on stage and take responsibility for it.
#2 CTCompromise: ...he will have just eaten a pit bull in order to gain it’s characteristics.
And the best punchline goes to both tomg51 and rodney dill:
President Obama's "secret weapon" in the debate is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are
fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our *three* weapons are …
Let's try that again...
President Obama's "secret weapon" in the debate is fear… and surprise… his two chief weapons in the debate are fear
and surprise… and the ability to fluidly fabricate lies…no, his three
chief weapons are fear, surprise, the ability to fluidly fabricate lies,
…. and he’s married to a wookie… wait a minute… let me come in again.
Congratulations tomg51 and rodney dill. Two points each!
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
The Obama campaign has proposed new rules for further debates. They must provide an all-you-can-eat dog buffet for the debaters.
Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:
During the town hall debate, Obama...