Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The worst part about being Obama's limo driver...
#5 jw: ...is installing Biden's car seat.
#4 Mrs. C: ...is being called a racist every time he turns right.
#3 Jimmy: ...is not knowing how many people are being dragged under your car.
#2 CTCompromise: ...is having to tell Michelle that all the fast food wrappers are yours.
And the best (and most obvious) punchline goes to RAML:
The worst part about being Obama's limo driver...Obama.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
Joe Biden revealed his own October surprise...let's just say it's a good thing he started wearing Depends.
Now here's a line for you guys to try:
Obama's back-up plan if he loses the election...