Friday, October 19, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama's Weird Answer

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate...

#10 FormerHostage: ...Ich bin ein Berliner!

#9 rodney dill: ...“Mine’s not as big a your’s, Mitt.”

#8 Mrs. C: ...He just sat there, blowing a dog whistle. Whether to summon a snack, or rile up his supporters no one knows.

#7 AwesometificAmerican: ...Biden! Klaatu barada nikto!

#6 Brian: ...“Take the Wookie to my ship!”

#5 D***Cat: response to a question from a Hispanic member the audience: “Yes, I do have six fingers on my right hand. Why?”

#4 Writer: ...I didn’t kill that dog, he committed suicide in my barbecue pit.

#3 blarg: ...after being asked about his record over the last 4 years, he just charged the audience yelling “LEEROY JENKINS!!!!” and punching people.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...”How am I looking? …I’m looking good! What’s that? …It’s my shadow! Even my shadow’s looking good! Owww!”

And the best punchline goes to D***Cat:

Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate when he replied “I prefer boxers. I don’t think I’ve ever tasted a ‘brief’ breed.”

Congratulations D***Cat!

And congrats to all of you nukers that made it so hard to pick lines today, I picked the top 10 instead of 5.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:

Obama's strategy to win over Ohio is to finally grant that long overdue Section 8 to Toledo's favorite son, Corporal Klinger.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

To prepare for the final debate on foreign policy, Obama...


  1. Asked Hillary if she'd be willing to be his human shield.

  2. plans to be in a foreign country instead on at the debate.

  3. Practiced planking with Chris Stevens

  4. ... is purchasing a Romney voodoo doll

    ... is channeling his inner Egyptian and relying on 'denile' to get him through

    ... is attending more fundraisers

  5. ...will be pressing the reset button all weekend.

    ...will be sampling all kinds of foreign cuisine: Afghan Hound, Siberian Husky, German Shepherd, French Poodle, and English Terrier.

  6. is ordering a nation-wide "spontaneous demonstration" alert for 9 pm et.