Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate...
#10 FormerHostage: ...Ich bin ein Berliner!
#9 rodney dill: ...“Mine’s not as big a your’s, Mitt.”
#8 Mrs. C: ...He just sat there, blowing a dog whistle. Whether to summon a snack, or rile up his supporters no one knows.
#7 AwesometificAmerican: ...Biden! Klaatu barada nikto!
#6 Brian: ...“Take the Wookie to my ship!”
#5 D***Cat: ...in response to a question from a Hispanic member the audience: “Yes, I do have six fingers on my right hand. Why?”
#4 Writer: ...I didn’t kill that dog, he committed suicide in my barbecue pit.
#3 blarg: ...after being asked about his record over the last 4 years, he just
charged the audience yelling “LEEROY JENKINS!!!!” and punching people.
#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...”How am I looking? …I’m looking good! What’s that? …It’s my shadow! Even my shadow’s looking good! Owww!”
And the best punchline goes to D***Cat:
Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate when he replied “I prefer boxers. I don’t think I’ve ever tasted a ‘brief’ breed.”
And congrats to all of you nukers that made it so hard to pick lines today, I picked the top 10 instead of 5.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
Obama's strategy to win over Ohio is to finally grant that long overdue Section 8 to Toledo's favorite son, Corporal Klinger.
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
To prepare for the final debate on foreign policy, Obama...