Friday, October 26, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: White House Email

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

A just-released White House email...

#5 rodney dill: ...along with the Obamaphone, we will supply the Obamadog to needy families, with included tub of government subsidized butter.

#4 blarg: ...proves that the President CAN, in fact, send and recieve email…like the ones from the Libyan Embassy.

#3 CTCompromise: ...from Tim Gietner reminded everyone that job related moving expenses are tax deductible….to those who file taxes.

#2 archangel: ...confirms that “paul_ryan_shirtless.jpg” is the most forwarded attachment on their servers. “joe biden shirtless” has never been submitted as a search query.

And the best punchline goes to Mrs. C:

A just released White House email reveals they have found a way to get a $5M donation; but Obama won’t like it…
To: WHStaff_ALL
FW: RE: From the desk of Alan Smithe Esq.

He guys, this prince needs our help! If we help him his family could fund all our campaign needs!

Congratulations Mrs. C!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill:

Since the polls aren't helping the Obama campaign anymore, they've decided to enlist the Lithuanians.

Congratulations Rodney! (something tells me this guy wants to win the award this week or something).


Now here's a line for you guys to poll:

Joe Biden revealed his own October surprise...


  1. .... he's finally learned to tie his shoes all by himself!

  2. He'll pay 5 million to anyone who will tell him what the h3ll 'malarky' means.

  3. (something tells me this guy wants to win the award this week or something)
    Some 'straight lines' do tend to strike more of a chord than others... probably due to the upcoming elections.

    1. Probably. Of course, you did tie for it last week, so there is the whole "I'll get it this time" plot.

      Anyway, you're killin' this week Rodney. I haven't made the official count yet, but I'm guessing you might get your mushroom cloud tomorrow.

  4. ...let's just say it's a good thing he started wearing Depends.

  5. If reelected he's promised to have his sperm frozen to help repopulate the earth in case of an apocalypse

  6. but was told that Divine already did that at the end of Pink Flamingo's.


  7. he says he's going to stop sandy dead in its tracks before it hits delaware.