Wednesday, October 31, 2012

October Surprise Election Countdown: 6

For the 9th Surprise of October Obama Gave to Me:
Joe Biden was badly burned yesterday, losing most of his newest crop of hair plugs and charring his grin.  While he claims it happened while he was saving a kitten from a burning building, some White House staffers insist it happened when he accidentally walked in on the President while he was renegotiating his contract with Lucifer, unfortunately startling the Prince of Darkness.

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