Tuesday, November 6, 2012
I Never Liked Exit Polls
I was planning on spending election day celebrating my usual way by standing on a busy street corner with my “Honk if You’re Horny” sign, but since I’m a small-time blogger now, I should probably do something more productive. I was going to hang out at the polls and conduct the first ever Nuking Politics exit polls, but then I realized that exit polls are boring. I think my time can be better spent conducting entrance polls. Below is my poll question tree. Go forth, my minions, and do likewise. Just say you are a pollster for the Obama Campaign.
PS. It didn’t seem to go as well as anticipated. I got picked up by Obama’s browncoats. They were disguised as Salt Lake City PD, but I know they were Obama’s browncoats.
PPS. Keln, I kind of need bail money. Can we install a tip jar on the blog?