Just after winning, Obama...
#5 Brutus: ...made corrections to the stock market.
#4 tomg51: ...got his head stuck in a bucket.
#3 archangel: ...frowned as the thought of having to put up with another four years of Biden crept into his mind.
#2 Genghis Khen: ...ate a dog, obviously.
And the best punchline goes to Rodney Dill:
Just after winning, Obama blamed Bush.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
Now that the election is over, Biden can go back to regular dosage of medication. Those higher doses make him slightly more coherent, but also cause him to laugh at inappropriate times.
Now here's a line for you guys to have fun with:
Elizabeth Warren's first act as a Senator...