Friday, November 9, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Biggest Obama Change

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The biggest change planned for Obama's second term...


#5 Manolo: ...is that when he and Elizabeth Warren enter a room together the U.S. Marine Band will play “Hail to the Chiefs.”

#4 D***Cat: ...: just change – no hope.

#3 Rodney Dill: ...to stop blaming the guy who ran the show for the last four years.

#2 CarolyntheMommy: ...A competent Attorney General and by competent I mean “doesn’t leave a paper trail”.

And the best punchline goes to frogmouth:

The biggest change planned for Obama's second term...he’s going to stop using the Women’s Tees when he goes golfing.

Congratulations frogmouth!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill

Elizabeth Warren's first act as a Senator: she scalped her tickets to Obama's inauguration.

Congratulations Rodney!

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Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:

Now that Holder is leaving...








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8 comments:

  1. ...suddenly a lot of Black Panthers are pricing one-way bus tickets out of town.

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  2. ...Mexican drug cartels are afraid they're going to be left defenseless against law-abiding people.

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  3. ....We can go back to being the MOST transparent administration, evah!

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  4. Patraeus said, "Holder? I hardly even know her, but here's my resignation."

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  6. ...the crime rate in Washington will plummet. Ummmmm, make that the crime rate in the Justice Dept. will see a sharp decline. Well okay, the crime rate in Washington will now be given to us by means of gang signs and rap lyrics.

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  7. ... the rest of the people in the Justice Dept can now openly laugh about his mustache.

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  8. the doj can reopen

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