Breaking News! Found inside a voting booth...
#5 Hwy93: ...Joe Biden’s Pants.
#4 Iowa Jim: ...the integrity of the main-stream media. Will return to anybody who can identify.
#3 hadsil: ...in Chicago were several extras from “The Walking Dead” in costume. Wait, “The Walking Dead” isn’t filmed in Chicago. Hey, huh, AHHHHH!
#2 NO_MO_BAMA: ...
And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:
Breaking News! Found inside a voting booth was the rope America used to hang itself.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
After the election, the best part is knowing whether dog will remain on the menu or not.
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
Now that the election is over, Biden...