Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
30 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called...
#5 g: ...No Trespassing.
#4 Kerkat: ...Freedom Utopia. “Where are you from?” “I’m from F.U.”
#3 FormerHostage: ...Seceded Territories Forever United (STFU).
#2 Rodney Dill: ...Nobamaland.
And the best punchline goes to NoMoBama:
30 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called racist, obviously.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
The Obama administration is proposing a new national animal...the unicorn! The magical animal that would have solved all of the
nation's problems...if only the greedy corporations hadn't polluted
their environment and evil republicans didn't hunt them to extinction.
Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:
Now that Hostess has been defeated, Michelle...