Obama's new Defense Secretary...
#5 Crabby Old Bat: ...has vowed to keep the world safe from rogue YouTube video producers, even if it means hiring thousands of new government workers to scour the Internet 24-7 for offensive content.
#4 HokieGomer: ...will have a small, quaint Massachusetts town wondering where it’s idiot went.
#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...has to be small enough to fit under the bus when the time comes.
#2 Laurence Simon: ...was waiting for his work visa to be approved, but Israel took him out in a drone strike today.
And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:
Obama's new Defense Secretary should know that as much as Obama likes dog for dinner, every now and then he orders up a sacrificial lamb.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill:
With Petraeus out as the CIA director, Obama will be able to get Biden to remove his tinfoil hat.
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The Obama administration is proposing a new national animal...