Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one...
#6 Laurence Simon: ...mandates that everyone visiting Graceland must step on Elvis’ blue suede shoes twice: once upon entering and once upon leaving.
#5 tim: ...CEOs of companies making more than 1 million / year must wear a top hat and monocle.
#4 Manolo: ...involves a rubber chicken, a can of Crisco and Richard Trumka’s mustache.
#3 Rodney Dill: ...bans ROUS’s like Chris Christie...
(Republicans Of Unusual Size)
#2 Marc: ...requires you to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring then fines you for deforestation.
And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:
Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one requires frankfurters to contain at least 20% real dog to be called hot dogs.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was archangel:
Eric Holder's next job will be "gun procurement czar" for the Galindo cartel. Once they saw his resume, they had no other choice.
Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:
With Petraeus out as the CIA director, Obama...