Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Crazy Regulations

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one...

#6 Laurence Simon: ...mandates that everyone visiting Graceland must step on Elvis’ blue suede shoes twice: once upon entering and once upon leaving.

#5 tim: ...CEOs of companies making more than 1 million / year must wear a top hat and monocle.

#4 Manolo: ...involves a rubber chicken, a can of Crisco and Richard Trumka’s mustache.

#3 Rodney Dill: ...bans ROUS’s like Chris Christie... (Republicans Of Unusual Size)

#2 Marc: ...requires you to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring then fines you for deforestation.

And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:

Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one requires frankfurters to contain at least 20% real dog to be called hot dogs.

Congratulations Bob!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was archangel

Eric Holder's next job will be "gun procurement czar" for the Galindo cartel. Once they saw his resume, they had no other choice. 

Congratulations, archangel!


Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:

With Petraeus out as the CIA director, Obama...


  1. Needs to find someone else who had an affair to fill the spot. It's all about the leverage, my friend...

    Say... is Herman Cain busy? That would be SO bipartisan!

    And diverse!

  2. can name someone more sexually discrete to the post... Bill Clinton.

  3. will be able to get Bidens to remove his tinfoil hat.

  4. ...has plausible deniability for any lapse in intelligence when the next embassy is attacked.

  5. ...can send one heat seeker missile to guard an embassy, and may even let him be armed with a bayonet.