Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The weirdest Obama-themed Christmas gift...
#5 Rodney Dill: ...The “Present” present. (You push the button, and it says ‘Present’).
#4 D***Cat: ...The new Obama Bow-Flex machine. It doesn’t strengthen any part of you –
it just makes you more flexible for easier bowing to foreign despots.
#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...A pre-constructed lego set, because you didn’t build that.
#2 CTCompromise: ...is a DIY birth certificate kit.
And the best punchline goes to tomg51:
The weirdest Obama-themed Christmas gift is the wookie-leg lamp.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
Rahm Emmanuel said that everyone should do things the "Chicago Way": 'all your dead relatives vote democrat, and if you don't vote democrat, some of your living relatives soon will...CAPISCE?'
Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:
When they went to exhume Yasser Arafat's body, they found...