Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Asked if she were too old to be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi...
#5 Tony T.: ...immediately raised the drawbridge to her Ziggurat and ordered her champion Gilgamesh to slay the blasphemer!
#4 4of7: ...farted dust.
#3 CTCompromise: ...smote the ground the interviewer was standing on, got on her broomstick
and flew away, surrounded by her flying monkey faced liberals.
#2 Dohtimes: ...said “Too old? Technically no, but if required to still be alive we may have a problem”.
And the best punchline goes to Crabby Old Bat:
Asked if she were too old to be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi said, “Could you repeat the question? My ears are still ringing from the Big Bang.”
Congratulations Crabby Old Bat!
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill:
Now that Hostess has been defeated, Michelle will lose 1 dress size and 2 butt sizes.
Now here's a line for you guys to snack on:
Joe Biden has a plan to get Israel to...