Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
GM's rolling out a new electric car...
#5 SOYLENT GREEN: ...called the El Fuego, it has a copper frame–that way even the flames are green.
#4 Rodney Dill: ...In honor of Mr. President, GM announces the new DOLT.
#3 tomg51: ...when they could have had a V8.
#2 Marc: ...It is made of material that, when it bursts into flames, only gives off half of the green house gas of a Chevy Volt.
And the best punchline goes to hwy93:
GM's rolling out a new electric car which employs Dyson Ball technology to allow it to suck more than the Volt.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
The Curiosity rover on Mars found something...Michelle's Bird of Prey.
Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:
Joe Biden played a small part in an upcoming movie...