Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Michelle Obama's victory speech dress...
#5 Rodney Dill: ...actually looked pretty good…….. on Joe Biden.
#4 Bob in Feenicks: ...was a traditional Klingon victory garment. Qapla’!
#3 Greg: ...popped two buttons as she finished off another big plate of chili fries.
#2 Genghis Khen: ...is being made by Union members. It will be finished too late and will cost too much.
And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:
Michelle Obama's victory speech dress was made, according to the big letters on her butt, by Barnum And Bailey.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
Now that Holder is leaving, Mexican drug cartels are afraid they're going to be left defenseless against law-abiding people.
Now here's a line for y'all to play with:
The real reason Hillary is leaving...