Thursday, November 1, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: White House Halloween

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Have you seen how they decorated the White House for Halloween?

#5 Genghis Khen: ...They put up pictures of Nancy Pelosi, Elena Kagan, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Janet Reno, Maxine Waters, and Helen Thomas. Scary, scary stuff.

#4 Rodney Dill: ...the decorations are so ‘dead’ oriented the WH looks like the Chicago polls on election day.

#3 Dohtimes: ...No, but we were told that the guy with the bloody apron, meat cleaever and dead Pomeranians was just the chef, not part of the display.

#2 jw: first i thought it was the bar scene from star wars, but it was just Michelle.

And the best punchline goes to Son of Bob:

Have you seen how they decorated the White House for Halloween? They have actual zombies walking around and it’s really frightening…oh wait, nevermind. That’s just Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

Congratulations Son of Bob!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:

For Halloween, Joe Biden will be hunting for Easter eggs.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Bad news today for the Obama campaign...


  1. Announcing his new TV show with Christie, "Fake and the Fatman" didn't help him in the polls.

  2. ...his campaign didn't get the spin right on hurricane Sandy.

  3. the political Climate Change is warming to Romney.

  4. ...Biden found his way back from the woods where the Secret Service had taken him "snipe hunting".

  5. The White House garden staff put the lawn jockey back out front.

  6. ...the scientists weren't able to resurrect Osama bin Laden for Obama to take credit for killing him again.

  7. Al Qaeda is still alive, and GM is still dying....

  8. inside his computer

  9.'s called the election.