Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Zero Dark Laden

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie 'Zero Dark Thirty"...

#10 zzyzx: that it still was able to reveal some secrets about the operation that hadn’t already been leaked to, and published in, the NY Times.

#9 Rodney Dill: ...The SEAL team all shouting “LEEEROY JENKINS!!!” as they ran into the compound.

#8 D***Cat: ...The Obama “HOPE” poster on the wall of Osama’s bedroom.

#7 Rodney Dill: ...Osama’s guards at his compound were all wearing red Star Trek tunics.

#6 Bob in Feenicks: ...Bin Laden is depicted as a Christian in order to not offend Muslims.

#5 Manolo: ...was when Obama led the frightened SEAL team through the compound while yelling, “C’mon, you S.O.Bs! You want to live forever!!”

#4 hwy93: ...That they were able to find someone in the middle east that Obama hasn’t bowed to…Or awkwardly groped if you include Burma.

#3 Dohtimes: ...was the secret plan hatched to get Obama off the golf course by telling him the raid was the one planned for the ranch outside Crawford Texas.

#2 Manolo: the bedroom scene where Bin Laden’s wife drops her burkha and it’s Candy Crowley.

And the best punchline goes to CTCompromise:

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie 'Zero Dark Thirty" was that all the weapons used were donated through the Fast & Furious program. 

Congratulations CTC!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Dohtimes:

When they went to exhume Yassir Arafat's body, they found what they were really after, a whole box of Hostess Twinkies and a Ding Dong.

Congratulations Dohtimes!


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

The Curiosity rover on Mars found something...


  1. ...proof that life once existed on the planet. Objects found include a birth certificate and transcripts from Columbia University.

  2. Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

  3. Prime real estate waiting to be taken by conservatives fleeing Earth after the last free land is destroyed

  4. The only Carter ever worth anything, as Billy and Jimmy here were pretty much a bust.

  5. ...Michelle's Bird of Prey.

  6. Men. That's where they're from, right?