Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The biggest surprise of the final Twilight film...
#5 Eric Praline: ...Abraham Lincoln slaying all the vampires with an axe.
#4 CTCompromise: ...was that it got less press than the personal lives of the idiot actors in it.
#3 Son of Bob: ...that people are still going to watch Twilight films.
#2 Rodney Dill: ...♬
They did the mash… They did the Monster Mash…
And the best punchline goes to Marc:
The biggest surprise of the final Twilight Film was the Spanish Inquisition! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
[Rodney was winning...again...until Marc evoked Monty. And also, I don't know anything about Twilight.]
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Dohtimes:
There's a new racist codeword: the first word out of a conservative's mouth.
Now here's a line for you chaps to have a row over:
The Secret Service's name for Obama's head bucket...