Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
In the new 'reboot' version of 'A Charlie Brown Christmas'...
#6 D***Cat: ...Obama invites Snoopy to be the “guest of honor” at the White House Christmas dinner.
#5 Greg: ...Linus is hauled away in chains for quoting Scripture on school grounds.
#4 Bob in Feenicks: ...Pigpen finds his calling with ‘Occupy Wall Street.
#3 Dohtimes: ...Linus uses a Big Bird toy to show the police where Harry Reid touched him.
#2 Manolo: ...In the new ‘reboot’ version of ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’…feeling
depressed, Charlie Brown visits Lucy Van Pelt at her affordable
psychiatry booth, only to learn that under the Affordable Care Act her
rates have gone up from a nickel to $35.63 cents to cover the cartoon
characters that refuse to get health insurance, and that Lucy must
disclose to the government that he’s being treated for a mental health
issue and isn’t allowed to possess firearms. That night, BAFTE agents
storm Charlie’s house to look for guns and “inadvertently” shoot Snoopy
and Woodstock as menacing pets.
And the best punchline goes to zzyx:
In the new 'reboot' version of 'A Charlie Brown Christmas', Charlie Brown converts to Islam and beheads Lucy.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
The Obama administration is proposing to replace the Constitution with something less CONservative and more PROgressive: the PROstitution!
[Seriously man, take a day off, or people will get suspicious]
Now here's a line for you guys to row over:
Joe Biden came up with an idea to avoid this fiscal cliff thing...