Thursday, December 20, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Colorado Mary Jane

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Legalized marijuana in Colorado will be sold under the brand name...

#5 Harvey: ...Bake-on.

#4 spacemonkey: ...Rocky Mountain High.

#3 Rodney Dill: ...El Ski-Bong.

#2 Writer: ...Mile Highs.

And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:

Legalized marijuana in Colorado will be sold under the brand name "Pipe’s Peak".

Congratulations Bob!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:

Obama's favorite Christmas movie: The Star Wars Holiday Special. - Happy Life Day, Michelle.

Congratulations, again, Bob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

For the end of the world, Obama plans...

10 comments:

  1. "For the end of the world, Obama plans"... said Yoda cryptically.

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  2. ...to take an extended vacation on the French Riviera.

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  3. to enjoy the mine shaft

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  4. ...to be in Beirut, where it will likely go unnoticed.

    ...to put it between himself and a tax hike because nothing stops him from a hiking a tax.

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  5. To embrace it. His policies have been heading us in that direction all along.

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  6. To go to Klingon to visit his inlaws.

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