Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Why did Hillary faint last week?
#5 Apostic: ...She saw Michael Moore in a speedo.
#4 Son of Bob: ...that image is even more frightening when it’s looking back at you in a mirror.
#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...the ground she was walking on turned out to be consecrated.
#2 blarg: ...because Obama found her lack of faith disturbing.
And the best punchline goes to tomg51:
Why did Hillary faint last week? Bill had already sucked all the oxygen out of the room.
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Dohtimes:
Other things besides guns that should be banned to keep us safe...from shrinkage. TSA agents with cold hands.
Now here's a line for you guys to have some fun with:
Obama's favorite Christmas movie...