Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
With every EBT Food Stamp card, you now get...
#5 Genghis Khen: ...a “rich” person’s credit card number.
#4 Richard B: ...Voter application for one dead person of their choice.
#3 Rodney Dill: ...from Slick Willie’s Candy Factory, an Everlasting Jobstopper Gumdrop.
#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...a bonus race card.
And the best punchline goes to Son of Bob:
With every EBT Food Stamp card, you now get ”preferred voter” status.
Congratulations Son of Bob!
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
The most important Obama family Christmas tradition is the carving of the Christmas dog.
Now here's a line for you guys to ponder:
What the North Korean rocket launched yesterday was really carrying...