Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
To solve the city's financial problems, Detroit...
#5 g: ...is going to burn the city to the ground for the insurance money.
#4 apostic: ...is moving back in with its parents.
#3 Hwy93: ...Crashed on their friend Toledo’s couch and claimed never to have heard of Detroit.
#2 CTCompromise: ...”called in some favors” from Chicago.
And the best punchline goes to Genghis Khen:
To solve the city's financial problems, Detroit helped out 100 Nigerian Princes.
Congratulations Genghis Khen!
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Harvey:
Joe Biden came up with an idea to avoid this fiscal cliff thing...but then he heard an ice cream truck outside and forgot all about it.
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The Obama administration is pushing to replace the $1 bill with...