Monday, December 10, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Moneyless in Motown

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

To solve the city's financial problems, Detroit...

#5 g: going to burn the city to the ground for the insurance money.

#4 apostic: moving back in with its parents.

#3 Hwy93: ...Crashed on their friend Toledo’s couch and claimed never to have heard of Detroit.

#2 CTCompromise: ...”called in some favors” from Chicago.

And the best punchline goes to Genghis Khen:

To solve the city's financial problems, Detroit helped out 100 Nigerian Princes.

Congratulations Genghis Khen!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Harvey:

Joe Biden came up with an idea to avoid this fiscal cliff thing...but then he heard an ice cream truck outside and forgot all about it.

Congratulations Harvey!


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

The Obama administration is pushing to replace the $1 bill with...


  1. ...with the %@^%$#%1,000,000.00 Biden note.

  2. ...change, and they're fresh out of hope.

  3. ...with the satisfication that your $1 is already funding the Obama legacy.

  4. $1 food stamps.

  5. With the $100 Trillion Zimbamabuck note:

    Also - YAY! I WIN!

  6. ...the three dollar hillary.

    ...the after taxes dollar, we call it the dime! IOU made out to your grandchildren.

  7. A different dollar taken from a stranger's wallet.

    A credit card application written in Mandarin.

    Green Stamps.

    Smoke and mirrors.


  8. coins -the kind with chocolate in the middle.