Thursday, December 6, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Enemy List

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The easiest way to get on Obama's enemies list...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...Tell Joe Biden he’ll get a cookie if he can catch the flying monkey that comes out of Obama’s butt.

#4 G Fresh: ...walk your dog past the White House without stopping to offer him any.

#3 Dohtimes: to not vote for him. Second easiest is to only vote for him once per election.

#2 Manolo: to cut off Eric Holder’s access to guns, Harry Reid’s access to children, Nancy Pelosi’s access to Botox, and Michelle’s access Funyuns.

And the best punchline goes to Manolo:

The easiest way to get on Obama's enemies list is to ask during an intelligence briefing if your group can play through.

Congratulations Manolo!

[Seriously...with 30 or so punchlines, he was bound to win]


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:

In the spirit of compromise, President Obama just issued a list of spending items he is willing to cut: both Biden's twinkie budget and Barney Frank's twinkie budget. Although they sound similar, they're not the same thing.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to funneh-fy:

The Obama Administration is proposing to replace the Constitution with...


  1. The Communist Manifesto
    Mein Kampf
    Chairman Mao's Red book

  2. ...something less CONservative and more PROgressive: the PROstitution!

  3. A roll of single-ply

  4. This inanimate carbon rod.

  5. ... a dry erase board.

  6. Anything written by Kilgore Trout.

  7. ...his press secretary. Or a daily memo from the Joint Chiefs of Stuff.