Saturday, December 29, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Golf Cart

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The weirdest thing about Obama's golf cart...

#5 Charon: ...unlike everything else, Obama is able to make it work.

#4 Greg: the four wheel drive feature, so it can run over all the people who didn’t fit under the bus.

#3 Apostic: ...when it pulls to the left, the driver has the illusion of going straight.

#2 CTCompromise: that he has spent more time in it than in the Oval Office.

And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:

The weirdest thing about Obama's golf has a cardboard cut out of Obama that can be whisked to the Situation Room if an emergency arises.

Congratulations Dohtimes!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:

Harry Reid is proposing legislation to give every Senator a stipend to cover expenses for lollipops and windowless vans.

Congratulations Harvey!


Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:

Obama's New Years resolution...


  1. not confiscate all guns, just the ones capable of killing people.

    1. not confiscate all puns, just the ones capable of hurting Obama.
      (Sorry Keln... sorry Harvey)

  2. shoot himself if Nuke The Punchline is cancelled.

    ...come up with a different resolution really really fast.

    1. There are no plans to cancel Nuke the Punchline. Not to worry Dohtimes.