Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer's names are...
#5 Rodney Dill: ...On Willy, On Teddy, On Harry, and Pelosi. On Boehner, On Biden, On Holder, and Fluke-y. From the congressional house, to the cold senate floor, Now clash away, hash away, with new taxes for all.
#4 Dohtimes: ...Breakfast and Lunch and Dinner and Brunch, Supper and Snack and
Rehydrated Emergency Pack and… wait a minute those aren’t reindeer,
they’re dogs fleeing for there lives.
#3 Crabby Old Bat: ...On Hope-Dasher! now, Issue-Dancer! now, Smug-Prancer and Vote-Fixen!
On, Comical! on, Cupidity! on, Dunderhead and (takes long toke) Bliss-en!
#2 Terry Jim: ...ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC ,CNN ,HLN, NYT,WAPO,and Chrissy, the Red-Nosed-tingler.
And the best punchline goes to Richard B:
If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer's names are Taxin, Spendin, Lyin, Vacationin, Golfin, Dividin, Racecardin, Hatin, and Muslim.
Congratulations, Richard B!
The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:
What the North Korean rocket launched yesterday was really carrying: Kimchee... that will give you the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs.
Now here's a line for you guys to try out:
Obama's favorite Christmas song...