Monday, December 3, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Spending Cut

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

President Obama agreed to cut spending if...


#5 HokieGomer: ...they cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…A HERRING!

#4 Rodney Dill: ...the Chinese stop lending.

#3 Manolo:  ...Joe Biden can stop putting his foot in his mouth.

#2 Alucard: ...Republicans prayed in his direction five times a day.

And the best punchline goes to Genghis Khen:

President Obama agreed to cut spending if...the Mayans were right. 

Congratulations Genghis Khen!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks

For lunch, Romney and Obama agreed not to eat anything that was tied to the roof of Romney's car.

Congratulations Bob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

The craziest new rule issued under ObamaCare...

14 comments:

  1. The mandatory insertion of a jewel into your palm that starts flashing when you turn 30.

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  2. if your iq is greater than 66, you visit a death panel at 16

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  3. The Perversity of the Universal Healthcare tends toward a maxmimum.

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  4. ...be more a guideline than an actual rule... Arrrrr...

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  5. (OK, it doesn't really matter that it didn't get picked, but please tell me someone got the "c" out of "truck" and "f" out of "way" punchline)

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  6. ...Turn you head and cough, up more money.

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  7. ...faith healers are covered by ObamaCare, but only if they're secular.

    ...dog is classified as a health food.

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  8. You must pay for it to protect your health, but after you do, there's no money left to actually LIVE.

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  9. The craziest new rule issued under ObamaCare... is 'Survival of the Fittest.'

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  10. Pastafarians will be required to worship a gluten free deity.

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  11. ...the one which explains that the bus wheels on your breasts counts as a mammogram.

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